Corinne and James have been friends for nearly 10 years. That’s not quite the whole truth. Corinne and James met nearly 10 years ago on a dating site. That’s kind of a lie too. Corrine and James met nearly 10 years ago on a site dedicated to facilitating “flings”. A hook-up site. For the sex….
Category: Dudes
Inboxes from Hell: my life on Facebook
7/14, 6:03am Strangerdude: Hello! I would love to add you to my group 7/15, 8:58am Me: Hello. who are you? and what kind of group? 7/15, 10:31am Strangerdude: Hello. The name of my group is called women who only want 3some’s. I host parties both stateside and internationally. I personally hand pick all the members…
The biting of the dust and such.
Dear New Dude, Sooooo. Hey, hey how are you doing? I haven’t heard from you on any regular basis since our first date about 3 weeks ago. Haven’t seen you either though we’ve made plans a couple times. You seemed nice enough. Funny, engaging, we seemed to have quite a bit in common. We shared…
This Is a Play (NaPoWriMo day 18)
This is a play On words A play On feelings A play Relationship Because this shit ain’t real This a play On connection A play On affection A play On togetherness Because this shit ain’t real This is a play On spending time A play On sexual chemistry A play With shared history But this…
a bitter cup of disappointment
I’ve said “I need coffee” at least four times since we got up. Together. We stop a Wawa for gas. You come out with a cup of coffee. For YOU. Do you really have an attitude because I don’t hug or kiss you goodbye? fuck outta here…
Throwback Thursday: Morning Creep
I am a believer in online dating. I was using the personals way back in the way back. Meeting folks in the City Paper… With NO PICTURES in the 90s! So I know my way around a blind date. And I’m pretty proficient in weeding out the “crazy” prior to it showing up on my…
Hypothetically Speaking…
Ladies. Take heed. Hypothetically. So even if you’re feeling comfortably frisky and tipsy on a first date, do NOT under any circumstances, either real or imagined, give your date head in the car afterwards. Yes, you are both adults, and yes, it might be fun and a little risqué, but from that point on whenever…
Confessional: I love First Dates!
I think I’m addicted to “first dates.” Don’t laugh. Like I seriously have a problem. I love going out with someone for the first time. It’s all fresh and new, everyone is on their best behavior, there are rules. I get to be an unknown quantity… You know what I mean. Conversation is easy, you…
Moments in Love (Open Letter)
(this began as a free write to sort of my feelings after a particularly cathartic moment for me. it snowballed into an open letter that I just emailed before I totally lost my nerve. now I’m all in my feelings.) This is what I know. I want a love of my own. Singular. Someone who…
I love to watch a man getting dressed. It’s such an everyday intimate occurrence.
The Tenacious Virgo 