Yesterday I opened up Instagram and I had 17 likes and comments.
I didn’t remember what I posted that could have been so interesting so I hit the notifications icon and THIS is what I saw:
First of all, who are you?
Number 2, who sent you?
And C, STOP!
Of course, I screenshot everything (receipts) before I block this nigga because he has a whopping 5 IG posts and 2 followers. Can you say “stalker” much???
End of story, right? Funny little anecdote to share with my girls and my readers.
I wake up this morning to an email.
I am slow I guess. I didn’t put two and two together until…
YES. THIS IS MY REAL LIFE.
If I wasn’t living it, I wouldn’t believe it.
For the record, this is not how you meet women online. At least not me. Ugh.