Inboxes from Hell: my life on Facebook

7/14, 6:03am

Strangerdude:

Hello! I would love to add you to my group

7/15, 8:58am

Me:

Hello.

who are you?

and what kind of group?

7/15, 10:31am

Strangerdude:

Hello. The name of my group is called women who only want 3some’s. I host parties both stateside and internationally. I personally hand pick all the members in my group.

7/16, 3:33pm

Me:

Ummmm…

No thank you

3:42pm

Strangerdude:

Aight

I have soooo many questions for this dude.

What exactly was it about MY profile that made you think that this was the group for me?

You handpick all members do you? Culled from millions of strangers on Facebook? Should I feel privileged?

You host parties internationally? So you are a worldwide sleaze?

Un-evolved gentlemen, for future reference? No.

better yet, hell no.

this is not the way grown ups meet one another on social media. If this seems like something that you, or someone that you know, would do stop and seek help. This type of reckless Facebook inboxing must stop.  Consider this your PSA.